He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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