i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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