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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
we're making bets on your personal life
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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