Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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