You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
