somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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