Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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