Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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