If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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