I skipped work to stalk him.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My life is pants optional.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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