Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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