i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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