I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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