i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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