I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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