new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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