my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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