Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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