I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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