Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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