quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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