: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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