Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
