we're blogging at a bar
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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