I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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