if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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