I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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