Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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