you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
We got so high we made milksteak
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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