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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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