I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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