He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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