Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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