It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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