Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So here I am, sexting at work.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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