You're completely useless in the revolution.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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