plz talk dirty to me
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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