There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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