More tranny stories later!
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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