You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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