Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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