how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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