What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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