school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Actions speak louder than pants.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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