That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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