I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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