I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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