Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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