I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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