Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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