I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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