On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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