If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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