Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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