So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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