he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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